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Alpha pronouns shirt

$42.21 $28.14 CAD
$35.17 off for everyone, Free shipping for orders over $84.41 for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

Get ready to channel your inner David Goggins with this hilarious T-shirt! Featuring the iconic "THEY DON'T KNOW ME SON" quote, this shirt will remind everyone in the gym that you're not just another lifter—you're on a whole different level. Whether you're lifting logs like a beast or just carrying your groceries, this shirt says what your muscles already know. Perfect for those who live for gym memes, brutal workouts, and relentless grind. It's time to show the world that your pronouns are THEY/DON’T/KNOW/ME/SON.

Get yours now, and let the world know they ain't ready for you!

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Alpha pronouns shirt Size Guide

https://files.cdn.printful.com/upload/product-measure/a2/a20afd850eeceb1508545fa3a2bf583c_l?v=1680523559
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 



A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.



B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.



C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.